Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2015
March 07, 2015
March 09, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig, where were you? Pig: At that new James Bond-themed restaurant. The servers are all bond villains and each controls a different faction of the restaurant. Goat: Sounds fun. Pig: Yeah. And each server will only sit you in their area if you know a lot about the movie they were in. Goat: Really? Pig: Yeah. So if your party knows a lot about 'moonraker.' You can be in the 'jaws sat us,' faction. Goat: I see. Pig: Like I can get into 'Goldfinger sat us' faction because I know a lot about 'Goldfinger.' Goat: That's great. Is Dr. No there? Pig: Yeah, but I don't know a lot about the 'Dr. No' film. Goat: So? Pig: So I can't get 'no sat us' faction. Rat: Would you rather be shaken stirred?
“Do you expect me to talk?”“No, Mr. Pig, I expect you to dine!”