Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2015
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Transcript:
Goat: I need to lose weight. Got any tips? Pig: I use the helium diet. It's easy to stick to and it's easy to learn. Goat: I don't think that counts. Pig: The scale doesn't lie.
In order to qualify as a diet, I think you actually have to consume it.