Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2015
March 24, 2015
March 26, 2015
Transcript:
Zebra: Listen, killer koala, if you're gonna protect me from the crocs. I need you to be alert every single minute. Koala: Alright, but I do have to sleep. Zebra: Sure. How much do you sleep? Koala: Twenty-two hours a day. Zebra: Koalas are out of control.
We had a sign in our maintenance shop which read:“Be sure to work 8 hours. Be sure to sleep 8 hours. But not the same 8 hours.”