Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Goodbye, everyone! I had a great visit! Pig 1: We'll miss you, Pig! Pig 2: Drive safely! Pig 3: Come back soon! Pig: Sorry... I... uh.... forgot my keys. Pig 1: Oh. Pig 2: Oh. Pig: Okay... Got 'em... So, uh, bye again. Pig 1: Uh, bye. Pig 2: Bye. Pig 3: Bye. Pig: Is there anything worse than bungled good byes? Pig 1: No Pig 2: Nope. Leave. Pig 3: Don't come back.
Two questions: How does he carry his keys, and what were they doing that would cause him to almost leave them behind?