Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2015
March 30, 2015
April 01, 2015
Transcript:
Zebra: Listen, Killer Koala. I know Koalas need to sleep 22 hours a day, but since you're supposed to be guarding my property, do you think you could sleep an hour or so less? Melvin: HI. I'm Melvin Melvinowitz, and I'm suing you for Koala discrimination, you racist scum. Zebra: Maybe I'll guard my own property. Melvin: That's culturally insensitive. We're suing you again.
I wish Pastis would leave his politics out of this strip. Never funny when he tries to send a message.