Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2015
Transcript:
Zebra: Where's rat today? Pig: He volunteered to read books to old people. Zebra: That's wonderful. What kind of books? Pig: I don't know. I"m just glad he's doing something for others. Rat: And that concludes 'How to Amend Your Will to Benefit Kind Strangers'... Personally, I found it gripping.
I’m surprised, Rat, isn’t a lawyer, or a politician