Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2015
May 14, 2015
May 16, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Can I help you, Mr. Death?
Death: Yeah, Pig, your kumquat tree is dropping kumquats on my lawn. You need to go over there and pick them up.
Pig: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to do that. I love defying death.
I’m not sure Pig realizes what a grave matter this is.