Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2015
June 20, 2015
June 22, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: I think I met a space alien. Goat: What are you talking about? Pig: He's standing by a parked car down the road. Goat: And what makes you say he's a space alien? Pig; Well, he looks normal, but he talks funny and he keeps saying weird things like. 'I need a liter of petrol.' Goat: Pig, he's probably just british. 'Petrol' is what they call gas. Let's go help him. Goat: Pardon me, sir, but I have the amount of petrol you need back at home. I can go get it and bring it to you, or you can just follow me. Guy: Take me to your liter. Pig: Aaaaahhhhhh. Goat: Long storoy.
If the guy was German- Canadian instead of British, we could say he was litre hosin’ Pig.