Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig... Do you know how to get to that brew pub in Petaluma? I could use a beer. Pig: Of course I know how. I go there every day. Goat: So how do I get there? Pig: Just go down that highway... The big two-lane one. Goat: Which two-lane one? Pig: The one with the curve that goes around those things. Goat: What things? Pig: The big, tall, brown post things. Goat: Where is that?! Pig: Near the end if you go really far around the blue place and see those big lights. Pig: You can't miss it. Goat: Aaaaaaugh. Pig: You could use a beer.
Was anyone else expecting an awful pun with a setup like “brew pub in Petaluma”?