Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2015
July 20, 2015
July 22, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig, want to go to that new burger place with me? Pig: I can't. They give out too many french fries with their burgers and I'll get fat. Goat: Just don't eat them all. Pig: When one has french fry has been consumed. Newton's fourth law Goat: Not a Newtonian law. Pig; A mouth in motion tends to stay in motion.
Pig is absolutely correct. Every time I visit Five Guys, they load the bag up with fries, spilling them everywhere. It’s beautiful, I tell you. I must eat them all. Including the bits.
Oh, and congratulations on winning the Reuben. You deserve it.