Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2015
Rat: That clinic downtown that did enemas is finally closing down. Pig: How come? Rat: I guess they failed to make some of their tax payments. Goat: So their enema business is in arrear? Rat: Please stop. Pastis: Their payments were behind. Pig: Did the landlord say. 'No ifs, ands, or buts'?