Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2015
August 19, 2015
August 21, 2015
Transcript:
Pastis: Do you ever worry that you haven't done anything that will be remembered? Nothing to ensure your name will endure for the ages? Goat: Sometimes, why? Pastis: Because I do. So you know that little nameless doohicky on your nail clippers that you use to clean under you nails-the sharp little pointy thing? Goat: Yeah. Pastis: Let's call that a 'Stephan Pastis.' Goat: How beautiful. Pastis: It's my legacy to my kids. Rat: Hey, look, I got some toe jam on my Stephan Pastis.
And you know that disposable hygiene product sold under the brand name Summer’s Eve? Let’s call that a Jef Mallett.