Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2015
August 22, 2015
August 24, 2015
Transcript:
Croc 1: I've been here at boarding school for two weeks and still haven't heard from my parents. Croc 2: I hear you, Eric. Mine called once. But it was a week ago. Croc 1: Yeah, it's like they're happy to have us out of their hair. Croc 2: Except Junior's dad, Larry. He's been in close contact with Junior. Croc 2: Really? How close? Larry the Croc: Preety close. Junior: There have been some separation issues. Larry the Croc: Where me put Larry mattress?
I know Patti appears to have some kind of mutation, but really, none of their parents should even have hair.