Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2015
Rat: I've concluded that a corporation is a soulless entity designed solely for the accumulation of money. Without regard for the effect it may have human life. Goat: If you feel so strongly, you should do something about it. Rat: You're right. I'll incorporate. Goat: Please get your foot off my head. Rat: Look... I'm practicing stepping on the little guy.