Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2015
September 29, 2015
October 01, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: What are you watching, Goat? Goat: A documentary titled, 'World's Greatest Mysteries.' Pig: Do they explain why my Honda Accord's speedometer goes up to 160 miles per hour? Goat: No. Pig: Perhaps I'm driving too slow to the grocery store.
My Maserati does 185I lost my license now I don’t drive