Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2015
October 05, 2015
October 07, 2015
Transcript:
"Rat and Pig have found a money tree. Rat has spent 24 hours shaking it." Pig: You should come in now, Rat. You've been out here forever. Rat: I will shake this tree 'til the end of @*#@&#@ time. Pig: Well, it's nice to see you spending so much time in nature. It's like you're an environmentalist now. and look, the tree has a cute l'il squirrel! Rat: TOUGH MY MONEY AND I'LL RIP YOUR LITTLE SQUIRREL ARMS OFF!!! Pig: I don't think the sierra club would approve of that. Rat: He's stuffing money in his cheeks! He's stuffing money in his cheeks!
Keeep shaking it and eventually (please put the name of your favorite millionaire here) will fall down from the tree