Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: I think I have to give my hamster away. I don't have time to care for it anymore. Pig: Send him to that city in Europe that they control. Goat: What are you talking about? Pig: Hamsterdam. Goat: Amsterdam. And it's not for hamsters. Pig: Then what holds back the hamster river?
What holds back the river? A boy sticking his finger in the dike. (Please, no correcting me about the story of the Dutch boy plugging the leak in the dike with his finger if you don’t get that this was a sarcastic joke aimed at Pig)