Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Did you know that four babies are born every second? Goat: Where'd you read that? Rat: Boom. Out pop four more. Goat: Ah. I see what you're doing. So I'm gonna take a couple minutes to use the restroom and when I come back, maybe you'll be done. Rat: And there'll be 480 new babies. Pig: Will they be commuting on my freeway?
Why are births and deaths the only population increases and decreases people are accounting for? What about intergalactic migration?