Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 13, 2015

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Rules for this year's Christmas visit: No judging me. That includes my clothes, weigh, car, and who I'm dating. No discussing politics. You are all loons. I do not find your baby/small child as endearing as you do. Please keep this in mind when they are screaming or throwing objects at my head. Please don't tell me how to live my life. Remember, I see you as loons. And please do not brag about your own life. It makes me want to shove your head into the rear end of the turkey. Lastly, none of these rules apply to me. I am great. Rat: Communication is the key to a happy family.