Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2016

Transcript:

Girl Scout: Want to buy some cookies, sir? Pig: Sure, l'il scouts. What are you raising money for? Girl scout; To fight the drug war. Pig: Good for you. Ho are you gonna do that? Girl Scout: By protecting our turf against the other cartels. Pig: I like to reward ambition.