Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2016
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Transcript:
Larry: Hullooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten...Crocs find God. Want share gud news. Zebra: What's the good news? Larry: Dat one day when you ees die, you go heaven. Zebra: Well, I suppose that is good news. Larry: And dat day tooday! Zebra: I need to stop answering the door.
On an old episode of SNL (back when the show was funny), a woman heard someone at her door claiming to be a Jehovah’s Witness; thinking it was the Land Shark trying to trick her, she opened the door and quickly used a wooden mallet to knock out… a Jehovah’s Witness.:No offense to anyone, but that was one funny sketch.