Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: What are you watching?
Rat: A bunch of lumberjacks with long scraggly beards and filthy helmets swinging around big pieces of wood.
Goat: That's a major league baseball game.
Rat: I think I missed a fashion trend.
The Yankees don’t have this problem — NO BEARDS ALLOWED.