Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2016
May 23, 2016
May 25, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Did you know that newspapers charge people hundreds of dollars to print the obituaries of their loved ones? Stephan: So? Rat: So we have space in the newspaper. Stephan: Yes. Space that I use to be funny and entertaining and - Get rid of it. Rat: This is so much more entertaining. "Jay B. Giblenski Beloved husband, devoted father. Born in Gdans, Poland in 1952, Died in his home in Petalains last Tuesday evening. Enjoyed fly fishing and playing with his dogs, Hank, Lester, McNulty, and Stringer Bell. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the charity of your choice."
It’s a shame. Anybody who would name his dogs after characters from THE WIRE deserves a long and healthy life.