Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2016
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Transcript:
Goat: What's Pig doing?
Rat: He got a job as a Queen's guard. He's not allowed to move a muscle. There goes that job.
Pig: Mind holding my gun while I go potty?
Pig is not a Beefeater. Baconeater perhaps, but not beefeater.