Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2016
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Transcript:
Rat: I'm brilliant. Rat: But my mom's not that smart. And my dad's not that smart. Rat: Do you think aliens left me here as a gift? Goat: What an enjoyable conversation. Rat: I shall start wearing a bow.
You were adopted after your biological parents — two lab rats — died in an experiment.