Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2016
August 31, 2016
September 02, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: What do you have there pig? Pig: My 3D tribute sculpture to the late actress Anne Meara. All of these objects emanating from her represent her gifts to the world like humor, laughter, joy. Here try on these 3D glasses. it'll look like the objects are flying right at you. Goat: OUCH Pig: Be careful, objects in Meara are closer than they appear. Goat: There will be no tribute sculptures to you.
I don’t blame Pastis. He’s admitted there are a lot of people who write him wanting more puns. I blame them.