Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: It's my Halloween costume. Rat: What is it? Pig: It's a giant puppy eye. It's from that statue of a puppy on top of Bow Wow Burgers. Rat: And it fell off? Pig: Yeah, so I thought I'd use it for a costume. Rat: You felt you had the right to just take it? Pig: It drew me in. Like a giant lure. Rat: Lure? Pig: Lure. Lure. Lure. Lure. Lure. Lure. Rat: That's ridiculous. The costume doesn't even make sense. What are you even supposed to be? Pig: I'm pup eye the say 'Lure' man. Rat: You've ruined Halloween.
You don’t want to know what Stephan has planned for Thanksgiving.