Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2016

Transcript:

Rat: I'm writing a movie about Boise, Idaho. The town has barricaded itself off from the world and they're killing off everyone who's not from Boise. Goat: But how do they know if you're from there or not? Rat: They ask "Where are you from?" Goat: But people will just lie and say Boise. Rat: Ha! You fool! You pronounced it 'Boy-zee". Natives say "Boy-see". Boy-see! Boy-see! Boy-see! So bam bam! You're dead! Goat: I'm bored already. Rat: Wait...now I've given away their secret.