Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2016
December 06, 2016
December 08, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: I hear you got a new car. Pig: Yeah. Has lots of cool features. Like when you reach up to close the trunk. You just push a button. You don't have to actually pull the trunk down. Goat: How lazy have we become? Rat: Pretty lazy. Pig: My goal is no physical movement at all. Goat: Hey, look, obesity is up.
This will surely be a sought-after feature for people who have a lot of junk in the trunk.