Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2016
December 21, 2016
December 23, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: He got a new neighbor. Goat: Who? Pig: Rudy the brown-nose reindeer. Goat: What's he like? Rudy: And your puns are sooo funny. Stephan: I hear that a lot. Rat: No you don't.
Could be worseRedolf the rude-nosed reindeer*
Had a very naughty nose,
And if you ever saw it
You would blush down to your toes.
All of the other reindeer
Teased till he broke out in hives,
They wouldn’t let poor Redolf
Anywhere near their reindeer wives!
* Thank goodness we don’t have a picture.