Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 22, 2017

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Rat: What's with the various parts of the statue of liberty? Pig: It's Goats. He's moving so he asked me to disassemble it and help him move both this and his pet fish, Oliver. Goat: Hi, Pig...thanks a ton for helping...did you get Oliver? Pig: Sure did. Goat: Where is it? Pig: Right here in this box. Goat: You put Oliver in this box? Pig: Where else would I put it? Goat: There's no water? Pig: It needs water? Goat: Of course it needs water! Pig: I didn't know that. I just seperated it into little pieces and threw it in here. Goat: Oliver's in pieces?! Pig: Never help a friend move. Goat: Nooooo.