Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2017
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Transcript:
Man: Whew, am I tired...been training for a triathlon. It's my sixth triathlon. I really enjoy triathlons. Rat: Listen, Tommy the triathlete...no one cares about your triathlons, because we all recognize that what you're really saying is that you're better than us. So just say it. Man: I'm better than you. Rat: Feel better? Man: Your whole undisciplined existence is without value!
I want to see Triathlete Tommy get into a fight to the death with Jef the Cyclist; no matter who wins, we win.