Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2017
February 02, 2017
February 04, 2017
Transcript:
Rat: Where are you off to pig? Pig: To check on my storage unit. Rat: Why'd you need a storage unit? Pig: To have a place where I could store all the happy memories from my life. Melancholy lives save a fortune on storage fees.
Old joke:
There was once a tribe that worshiped the goddess Kali, and they would honor her at harvest time by placing watermelons in front of a statue of her while chanting, “Here’s another melon, Kali baby.”