Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2017
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Transcript:
Pig: How's it going, Biologist Bob? Bob: Good. Been doing a lot of genetic research on chimps. It's helpful 'cause as a human. I share 99% of their genes. Pig: Lies. Bob: Why do you say that? Pig: Because you could never fit into their little pants. Bob: You're why scientists are anti-social. Pig: And what monkey even wants your frumpy old dad jeans?
Actually, it’s nowhere near 99%, just to nit-pick. But Pig’s in fine form today.