All real, true, honest, Bible-believing Christians should certainly take up serpent-handling and poison-drinking. Really. You should. It says so in the Bible. You believe the Bible, don’t you? Go ahead, what are you waiting for? Isn’t your faith strong enuf? We’re all watching to see how devout you are, you know. Go on. Don’t wait any longer. You know it’ll work. God said so in his very own words. Grab that rattler. Chug that strychnine. God wants you to do it! Please, please, please, oh please!
All real, true, honest, Bible-believing Christians should certainly take up serpent-handling and poison-drinking. Really. You should. It says so in the Bible. You believe the Bible, don’t you? Go ahead, what are you waiting for? Isn’t your faith strong enuf? We’re all watching to see how devout you are, you know. Go on. Don’t wait any longer. You know it’ll work. God said so in his very own words. Grab that rattler. Chug that strychnine. God wants you to do it! Please, please, please, oh please!