Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 23, 2012
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Transcript:
Phoebe: It wasn't supposed to rain today. Marigold: You humans do not control the weather. Phoebe: Usually we can predict it well enough not to get caught in the rain. Marigold: Still, in the end, you are at its mercy. Perhaps this will teach you humility. Phoebe: I don't need lessons in humility from YOU. Marigold: I can keep this up all day. Phoebe: Unicorn humor isn't very subtle.
My stepmother told me it was going to rain yesterday even though she already mowed the lawn. Not a drop.