Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 21, 2015
Transcript:
Dakota: HEY PA-HO-WEEB! Phoebe: That's not how you pronounce my name, Dakota. It's "Phoebe." Dakota: What's that again? Phoebe: "PHOEBE." Dakota: One more time. Phoebe: MY NAME IS FEEEE-BEEE!! Dakota: Thanks! Uploading now! Phoebe: Delete that! Dakota: Too late! You're an internet celebrity! Phoebe: I don't WANT to be a... WHAT?! Only 37 hits?!
How would one “mispronounce” “Dakota”? She needs a taste of her own medicine.