Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 06, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Ack! Phoebe: Ack! Marigold: Ack? Phoebe: The internet connection just went out. Marigold: Never fear! Dad: Oh, we're not afraid. Phoebe: Nope. We have phones. Marigold: Oh. Um, excellent. But in days of yore, the fact that my horn is a wi-fi hotspot would have made me a hero. Phoebe: For sure.
Her horn also amplifies satellite radio signals, and can be used as a record needle.