Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 01, 2016

Transcript:

Phoebe: Are you jealous I have interests besides unicorns? Marigold: Of course I am. I am a unicorn! If even my best friend does not regard me as the most captivatingly magnificent thing in the world it challenges my entire notion of myself. Phoebe: Aw, you're cute when you're insecure. Marigold: Really? Well, I also think my butt is too big!