Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 12, 2016

Transcript:

Phoebe: I watched part of a news show my mom had on...adults have really screwed things up. Unicorns should take over the world. Marigold: We have tried before. In times of old, we staged a campaign for power, without success. Unicorn: Hello. We would like to rule the world, please. We dare not lift the Shield of Boringness, or our glory would BLIND you. Unicorn 2: Trust us. We are magical. Marigold: For some reason, we are still not in charge