Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 17, 2016
August 16, 2016
August 18, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: King Ethan and Queen Emily were very proud of Princess Phoebina. Phoebe: They were her parents. Parents have to be. Dad: It wasn't just that. She was smart. And weird. And way better than the king at ultra go-kart racing 8. Phoebe: He wasn't just letting her win? Dad: That wouldn't have been very kingly of him.
I’m recalling an Ozy and Millie strip where Llewellyn claims eating a waffle was a greater experience than raising a son. I say that it may be an unorthodox thing to choose, but if the waffle really was that good there’s nothing wrong with that preference.