Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2016

Transcript:

Marigold: *ahem* I am the very model of a modern magic unicorn. My scarf and warmers constitute my standard winter uniform. My entrances are heralded by trumpets and a flugelhorn. I've eaten magic bagels and my horn can write in cuneiform. I make up for my lack of hands with magic ingenuity. Manipulating objects with a starting acuity. I'm also rather stunning in a way that's undeniable. To stare at me in wonder is completely justifiable. It is all true. Phoebe: I know.