Spouse (about 155 cm — a little over 5 ft), short white hair, one of three jackets that I can’t remember which because she’s had them all for years)… can walk into a store, pause for a moment (which causes me to glance up to see what I might be interested in) and then disappear. Bear in mind that she’s shorter than the height of the shelves. I look around: No spouse. So I go look down / up the next 5 aisles: Nope. I go back to where she disappeared and look again. Nope. So I settle to wait for her to show up. A few minutes later she heaves into view and complains that I’m always disappearing whenever we go shopping together. ¯\㋡/¯
PS: Whenever a clerk asks me if I want help looking for something, I always say “wife” and they usually respond with “Good luck with THAT (smile)”
Spouse (about 155 cm — a little over 5 ft), short white hair, one of three jackets that I can’t remember which because she’s had them all for years)… can walk into a store, pause for a moment (which causes me to glance up to see what I might be interested in) and then disappear. Bear in mind that she’s shorter than the height of the shelves. I look around: No spouse. So I go look down / up the next 5 aisles: Nope. I go back to where she disappeared and look again. Nope. So I settle to wait for her to show up. A few minutes later she heaves into view and complains that I’m always disappearing whenever we go shopping together. ¯\㋡/¯
PS: Whenever a clerk asks me if I want help looking for something, I always say “wife” and they usually respond with “Good luck with THAT (smile)”