Tofu, or not tofu, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to guzzle
The things and sorrows of awwwfoolish torture,
Or to take arms against a sea of tastelessness
And by opposing end them. To spice—to eat,
No more; and by a burp to say we end
The belly-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That meat is heir to: ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To spice, to eat;
To burp, perchance to seem filled—ay, there’s the rub:
Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly
June 10, 2017
May 20, 2021
Tofu, or not tofu, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to guzzle
The things and sorrows of awwwfoolish torture,
Or to take arms against a sea of tastelessness
And by opposing end them. To spice—to eat,
No more; and by a burp to say we end
The belly-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That meat is heir to: ’tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To spice, to eat;
To burp, perchance to seem filled—ay, there’s the rub: