Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 28, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: The reason you don't have confidence with the lady pigeons is that you think they're better than you. Just keep in mind, they're really nothing but disease-infested flying vermin. Bird: But that's what I am, too. Poncho: Yeah, but you've got personality. Personality goes a long way. Didn't you see "Pulp Fiction"? Bird: But you said I was "hopeless." Poncho: No. I said "hapless." Look, just put on this pork-pie hat.
You need just the right personality to successfully pull off a pork-pie hat.