Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 11, 2009
June 10, 2009
June 12, 2009
Transcript:
Carmen: Sigh, I was sort of hoping you'd never see that. Poncho: A Garfield tattoo?? You married a woman with a Garfield tattoo?? Chazz: What's the big deal? You already know she's a cat person. Poncho: Wheeze! Where's my plank of wood?? Chazz: Carmen likes cats, I like dogs. Poncho: Yeah, but this shows a dedication to the cause way beyond yours. Chazz: Well, what do you want me to do, get a tattoo of you-- Noise: Whip!
JJ: Why didn’t the rest of the castaways feed Gilligan (the, er, OTHER Gilligan) to the sharks after the 4th time he ruined a rescue plan?
Why didn’t the DA replace Hamilton Burger after the 100th straight time he lost a case to Perry Mason?
Why hasn’t House, MD had his medical license taken away in any episode of the series since he always breaks protocol to solve the disease of the week?
Yanno?