Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 09, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Hey, did you know a pregnant goldfish is called a "twit"? Fish: That's impossible, goldfish don't get pregnant, they lay eggs. Poncho: Great, that just ruined my punch line. Fish: I'm also a male. Plus I haven't even had a date in 4 years -- Poncho: Okay, okay, punch line averted, next topic!
I swordfish Poncho would stop this seahorsing around, I’m liable to go into a state of shark.