Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 05, 2013
Transcript:
Mailman: Why are you trying to save my dog from me? Poncho: Because you're a stink in' mailman! Mailman: I'm a good owner! I treat him well! Poncho: Yeah, right! Boomer: As if! Mailman: Come back, Benjamin Franklin! Poncho: "Benjamin Franklin"?? Boomer: You know the psychological trauma you cause with a name like that??
If I were to name a dog after a historical figure, I’d do something like Zebulon Montgomery Pike.