Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 19, 2014
Transcript:
Dog 1: Welcome… To the court of the dog hobo king! Hudson: Hi, Poncho! Dog 1: Silence! You will address the king as "Your Majesty"! Or "The Exalted One." Dog 1: Or "His Excellency," or "Maverick," or uh… "Numero Uno" … Or… Dog 1: Wait, I have a list. Hudson: The funny thing is he carried that list around before he'd even heard of you guys.
Napoleon complex. Address him as he with swollen head.