Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 18, 2010
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July 19, 2010
Transcript:
I hear you in my ear. I know that you are near. Your voice just haunts my sleep. I want to touch you. You're always in my mind. And when you're here I find I want to grab my shoe and reach out and touch you. Your landing is so light but now so is your bite. You really burrow in. I want to mash you. If I could time it right I'd roll a paper tight. I'd turn you right to goo. Mosquito in the night.
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(to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands”)
There’s a skeeter bitin’ Peter, knock it off, There’s a skeeter bitin’ Peter, knock it off,
There’s a dozen on my cousin, I can hear those mothers buzzin!
There’s a skeeter bitin’ Peter, knock it off.